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In a post apocalyptic world, where the 5 food groups and humans live in harmoney... SORT OF! But one rises obove the others. His name is, Brocolli Man!. I live in Nevada, with my brother Drake. My house has a secret elevator that leads into the catacombs of my Brocolli Cave. And my bro's room. I have a habit of saving the world. I have lots of enemies. I'm about 3 feet tall and can shred hot lix on one of those V-Shaped guitars, and like, lightning is attracted to my fingers and i shoot a beam of pure ROCK out of the nut of my guitar(part of the guitar).I have a phobia of lawyers. My secret weakness is ********. I drive 18-wheelers, And I haven't seen my parents since I was 8. 
